A goose (rumored to be conjoined with Spongebob) who is strangely addicted to toes and does not know how to continue a conversation after yelling “GUYSSS”

“Damn, why does he always act like a Spongoose”

spongoose by p1n3cone April 19, 2021

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Spondoolee

To take something from someone or swoop their spot in line in an unfriendly manner. Sometimes refers to the game spondoolee in which when someone seizes an object from someone else it then becomes said person's possession. E.g. If someone were to take the $20 bill you were holding out of your hand it would then be theres with no rebuttle. Such spondooleeage as the spondooleing of car keys or a cellular telephone can be bought back for a minimal fee of usually $20-$30.

J said to Leslie spondoolee as he seized his wallet in the line at McDonalds. J is now banking and Leslie will have to spondoolee someone else if he wants to get a McCheeseburger and show up that McAsshole J.

Spondoolee by Dillon Butvin May 5, 2007

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spondoolie

when someone smacks something out of your hand. normally a lit cigarette. and then the person who hit it out of your hand may stomp the cigarette out.

when you spondoolie someone, that object now belong to you.

Person #1: "casually talking while smoking a cigarette"
Person #2: "comes up and smacks it out of there hand and yells spondoolie"
Everyone else: laughs at your expense

spondoolie by stoneymagee February 4, 2010

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