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The act of someone, especially a wizard, ejaculating.
"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"

"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"
Spluff by gmgoe3,d June 24, 2018
Related Words
Splunf splunk splunge splunker splunt spluff splunking splurf splunch splundge

splunkhole 

Insert your splunkrod into the splunkhole

The Splund 

A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice and lisp. His diet consists of other ghouls and monsters who he will lick and taste with his abnormally large tongue before consuming. Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.
The Splund by Shadocat February 19, 2009

splunge bod squirtpants 

This means to have a messy orgasm, aka splunge in your pants.
Who is leaking there, its Splunge Bod Squirtpants!
It means ... it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!
Larry: Right. Now I want your opinion of my idea
...
Second Writer: Splunge.
splunge by elsie May 15, 2004

splunderous 

There is no acutal meaning to this word. It is meant so that you can say something without actually saying something. A word for politicians.
My day was splunderous.
splunderous by Kyle Rickert July 19, 2003