Splumming

When you get really excited and you just splump

Bro I got my first ace in Rainbow six, I'm splumming!

by Sumgoodass July 25, 2018

Splumming

Another word to express excitement and joy threw metaphorical or literal release of bodily fluids.

I couldn't stop Splumming when the new trailer for Infinity war came out.

by SyphiliticTurkey June 22, 2018

Splum

Splum is penguin meat (usually emperor penguin meat) served with pineapple, it is owned by Glutwell, a major compony. Glutwell has established a restaurant for splum in the arctic (making it the only resteraunt in the arctic circle) most like put there as a food sourse for the people who work at the secret military base(also owned by Glutwell) and also the natives, this makes sence because they can just harvest the emporer penguin meat there. And before someone says that penguins only live below the equator well Glutwell probably put the penguins there.

The scientists stoped to get some splum after their hard work at the military base

by Oh, just some random guy January 7, 2017

Splum

A splum is the metal grommet or fabric eyelets that are often sewn or attached near the top of each of the six sections of fabric of a baseball cap to provide ventilation.

The splum of my baseball cap feels like it dented my brain when I hit my head on the low ceiling.

by armyjackson December 30, 2011

Splum

A semi combonation of splooge and cum. It is a weak ejaculation do to physical status or poor sperm count. A weaker built person may splum verus a more in shape and heathy person who would climax normally.

The meager AV nerd splum as the cheerleader kissed his nutsack.

by Klusky March 29, 2005

Splum

When you release your cum due to a circumstance that just makes you splum

oh my god is that the real Dodgy Uncle? AHHHHH IM SPLUMMMINNGG!

by DODGY UNCLE November 19, 2018