Split Pea Soup Share definition Flag When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth. She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup! Split Pea Soup by theboss37 March 9, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Split Pea Soup mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch