an evolution of the word innit developed in the Swale/Medway region of Kent (south-east England)
"Weatherspoons has just dropped the price of Fosters"
"splinnit"
please note: Unlike the word 'innit', 'splinnit' cannot be followed up by itself, it must instead be followed by 'innit'
e.g.
"Have you seen my new sound system? Splinnit"
"Innit"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"