Love Splice

The art of ejaculating into a menstrating woman , scooping out the residue and putting said residue into an iceblock tray for later consumption in the warmer months.
The menstral blood and cum mixed together give the same look and consistancy of a splice ice cream.

Sharon had her rags so we made Love Splices. Might give one to her mother later on!

by MAV50L June 7, 2010

spliced

this word, contrary to more common knowledge, does not mean to fuse. but in actuality, it means NOTHING. it is UNDEFINED, much like 0 over 0 (%). but furthermore, anyone with half a brain can realize what such a word means. look at examples below.

"splice it the fuck up"
"i am so spliced"
"spliced % undefined"

by Senor DeHou February 27, 2005

comma splice

Using a comma to connect two independent clauses; this is especially bad if they're unrelated. Instead use a semicolon, period, or a conjunction. You could also just change your wording if you really wanted to.

you're so smart, you're probably smarter because you wear glasses.

STOP WITH THE COMMA SPLICES

You're really smart. I bet you're glasses make you smarter.

by Road work ahead? April 11, 2022

Cock Splice

the act of splitting one's cock with a wedge, or when one chick is so unfuckable that you would rather have your cock split in two.

That crazy bitch took a log splitter and gave him a cock splice

Man that bitch is a cock splice

by The Riddlers November 12, 2008

Word Splicing

A type of Spoonerism. Switching the middle portions of two words that follow each other in a sentence. Inspired by the alternative splicing of pre-mRNAs in eukaryotic systems

Student: A claxic essample of the regulation of alternative splicing deals with sex determination in Drosophila.

Professor: That was an example of word splicing!

Class: Hahahaha

by momoyster February 8, 2012

Splicing the main brace

Navel term for getting shitfaced with alcohol.

Come on Roders its about time we started splicing the main brace.

by spanglish3 April 15, 2009

Splice song

Music made from sound clips from movies tv and commercials. Generally sources that are not supposed to be musical are used, takes words and/or syllables and makes music with them. Most songs from the artist Pogo, aka Fagottron on youtube, fit this description. Also Rap Chop and Jam Wow by DJ Steve Porter are spliced songs

Dude I'm listening to Pogo's newest splice song, it's Scrumdiddlyumptious!

by Deadite August 7, 2009