(n.) - An uncomfortable and burning bowel sensation resulting from the intake of spicy foods.
After eating the spiciest order of pan roast, the guy came down with the worst case of spicy butt later that night.
by Kaytan May 17, 2011
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When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
by SeñorChub April 11, 2014
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The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts
The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten
by Egg-Z December 15, 2018
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Spicy Jesus is when in a game of "Mario Party" every player has 0 coins and 0 stars except one. It would be a spicy jesus for the player that is not at 0 coins and 0 stars.
Dude Mario just totally got a spicy jesus.
by TheRealChrism December 20, 2017
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A Guy who likes to hang out with his friends at the pool.
Wow! Mr. Ohayon really is a spicy pepperoni.
by Bepis Conke March 1, 2018
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The uncomfortable feeling you get in your armpits when you feel anxious or nervous.
As the teacher went around collecting homework, i started to get spicy armpits.
by ŷàñîś śûćkś pp December 23, 2018
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