a paranoid person trying to stay anonymous on the internet while believing the government is after them
by spew key March 10, 2020
When a person or persons bombard you with stupid infuriating language, they are giving you morbic spew
by SATAN'S INFIDEL March 24, 2017
When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.
For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
by Zara Zara June 7, 2017
"Anything new at the meeting today?"
"I wish. Ted drives everyone up the walls with the same 'ole deja spew."
"I wish. Ted drives everyone up the walls with the same 'ole deja spew."
by Silverlake March 13, 2009
Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes
by sniff my knickers October 31, 2007
When the male gets drunk and begins having sex with an ugly woman, then realizing his mistake as he's going down on her, prompting him to vomit in and around her vagina.
by Andy Bo-Bandy February 12, 2008
Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.
Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.
by ted December 9, 2004