When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".

Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."

Texas Sparkle by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.

You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. by Will Sargent January 24, 2005

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sparklecare

the best webcomic ever #real

i love sparklecare

sparklecare by Hora de XD August 6, 2023

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Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle is one of the main characters of the television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. On the show, she is portrayed as being very book smart and logical, though a bit naive and socially awkward at times. Her special talent is her incredible magical ability and her cutie mark is a six pointed star surrounded by five smaller stars.

Twilight Sparkle is largely considered the main character of the show since she was the first pony introduced to the audience and she has been in every episode since.

Twilight Sparkle by Edudls May 23, 2011

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