Spanner and screwdriver 

Spanner - cocaine and MDMA. 2. An idiot/spencer. 3. A problem i.e. to throw a spanner in the clockwork.
Screwdriver - orange juice and vodka. 2. A knife with a chipped off tip. 3. A twisting punch that does internal dammage.

Im totally spanskrew man, too many spanner's to many screwdriver's.

Get a spanner and screwdriver down your neck man.

Spanner and screwdriver by Step lupid May 30, 2024

spanner in the waves

TO PRESENT AN OBSTACLE; TO CAUSE A PROBLEM FOR SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

MAN CITY HAVE PUT A SPANNER IN THE WAVES

spanner in the waves by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

Spanner Water 

Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'

John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*

Spanner Water by <<<SexyAlexy>>> December 24, 2005

Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.

That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.

Spanner Wanker by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007

Left-handed spanner wanker 

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

Left-handed spanner wanker by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009

spanner 

Someone who's a tool

You're such a bloody spanner

spanner by el January 7, 2005

Spanner 

Spanner ..

In the works …

Said spanner

Is I …

…

So only something biblical ..

Could …

But yep …

Biblical or extremely unlucky

So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..

Simply ran out of words …

Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point

Anything after that …

Depends on the former …

Can’t be doing stress any longer

Neither you can you I imagine

And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …

Luck ….

Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …

Spanner …

Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….

The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …

Spanner by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023