someone who sits around jacking off and getting erections from cats.
christian is such a spanky.
by nicky crovisier March 21, 2008
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shitkicking troll
spanky is a troll
by phil kaplan April 26, 2003
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Useless tosser who shows an unhealthy interest in the age old art of bondage.

Actually has no clue!
Put your whip away before Spanky shoots his load! (when in fact the whip is made from liquorice)

Piss off Spanky, you dont have a clue!
by Bbaby December 29, 2005
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The most ballin kid known in central florida. He Drives a raw civc hatch aka "Teh EG", and a fast ass Mini Truck aka "The Beast". Only Non-Sketchy guy in Central Florida.
You Know Alex?..(no) that kid Spanky....(o yea, that kid)
That kid Spanky on myspace posts way to many bullitons
Spanky = Baller.
Spanky is dailed.
by SouthEasternMotorSports February 5, 2007
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Stuart Allan, secretary of the space society, student, web porn addict/ geek-like behaviour.
Hey Spanky can I copy your answers?

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Thats SUCH a Spanky jacket!
by jason April 13, 2004
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another term for new or unused. also used for showing interest in something.
Dude, that car is so spanky, i gotta hump the wife in it.
by Scarecr0w April 29, 2003
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Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.
Spanky poked me in the eye
by Martin August 8, 2004
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