Anabel's definitions
Someone who is totally lame. You would rather watch paint dry than be in the company of such a person.Can't get any action unless they paid for it, and therefore, more than likely spend a great deal of time masturbating or "spanking" it. Can also be used in it's diminutive form "spank".
Don't tell Chad about the party, he's such a spanker. Or: I wouldn't give that spank the time of day!
by Anabel September 24, 2008
Get the spankermug.