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spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)
Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.
spank the plank by black flag May 30, 2004

spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.
hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.
spank the plank by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

Spank the plankton 

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!

spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."
spank the planks by KWB March 14, 2005

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.
April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank
Stank on the plank by Process idiot November 21, 2022
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