spank the plank
spank the plank by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017
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spank the plank
Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.
spank the plank by black flag May 30, 2004
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spank the plank by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009
Spank the plankton
1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail
2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!
P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton
2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!
P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton
2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!
Spank the plankton by Omegle’s May 14, 2018
spank the planks
1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
spank the planks by KWB March 14, 2005
Stank on the plank
Stank on the plank by Process idiot November 21, 2022
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