spanish moss

An often disputed strain of weed characterized by its fruity taste, cheap price, and dogshit appearance.

Oi have a toke of the spanish moss you druggo.

spanish moss by Chrylix September 5, 2018

spanish moss

Long pubic hair hanging down from the labia majora. Taken from the long wispy vegetation that hangs down from tree branches.

A common nude photo: a woman from behind, with hair falling down her slightly arched back, and spanish moss backlit through her slightly spread legs.

When the sun shined through her dress, it was obvious she wasn't wearing panties... I could see her spanish moss.

spanish moss by iiams September 10, 2005

spanish moss

The pubic hair of a woman (not necessarily, as others have said, indicative of age or ill repute).

Gordon Lightfoot has a song called Spanish Moss, in which he sings about a woman he once loved, and muses: "Spanish moss... wish you knew what I was saying."

spanish moss by Lenny D. April 2, 2008

Spanish moss

The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.

Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!

Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?

Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??

Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!


*** RELATED LIMERICK ***

There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.

Spanish moss by Rob Porter January 14, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008