The pubic
hair of an elderly
ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse
spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.
Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!
Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?
Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??
Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my
way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!
*** RELATED LIMERICK ***
There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the
dogs in the street
Wouldn't
eat the green
meat,
That
hung from festoons on her drawers.