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Spooge-spackled 

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.
My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?
Spooge-spackled by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

spackledorfed 

to be swindled, or "done wrong"
I've been spackledorfed!
spackledorfed by derpfish September 27, 2010

spackled the bowl 

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.
Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.
spackled the bowl by Scott_H January 10, 2008

spackletini 

A cocktail made from semen, preferably in a martini glass, but any container will do.
I had a beer, and your mom had a spackletini.

nut spackled 

Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.
Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.

Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed

SparkleDick 

When you somehow get glitter on your dick, and it wont come off.
Dude, I took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! I think I have SparkleDick
SparkleDick by TheSpermThatWon September 30, 2012