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Soyence is the abuse of science (or pseudoscience) to push a political agenda. In soyence, data is cherry picked or even invented to prove a supposed point. Anything which contradicts it is ignored, or accused of being patriarchal etc. Unlike real science, it does not tolerate multiple viewpoints, or require proper peer review. Like real science, it does change, but only to support whatever political viewpoint is fashionable this week.
"Have a look at this article in the Guardian which says gravity is a social construct and discriminates against big people."
"Nah, mate, that's just soyence."

"It's really ageist not allowing ten year olds to drive trucks. Scientists say they have great communication skills and spatial awareness."
"That's soyence too."

"Fact check: Humans are just another type of animal, and chimps share 99% of our DNA. Therefore chimps should be given complete human rights."

"Fact checked by soyence more like."
soyence by RayBidd May 11, 2021
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soyem Soymilk Sayema Soyama sayem Soyeon solemn soem soleman soyam
The rap queen. She is the leader of (G)I-DLE, a Korean girl group. Stan Soyeon's rapping or Shuhua will find you...
Soyeon: I'm a queen
Me: Yes honey you are
Soyeon by jisungspetsquirrel May 30, 2020

solemn low five 

The act of quietly and calmly low fiving others when a location or event does not permit for a loud and/or enthusiastic high five (e.g., a funeral, a library, church, class).
Barney: High five!
Ted: Dude, we're at a wake.
Barney: Sorry. (whispers) Solemn low five.
solemn low five by r3ckl3sson3 April 21, 2009
Word of the Day on May 4, 2025
The best kpop rapper! She is the leader of the korean group (G)I-DLE. She is a producer , rapper , vocalist , dancer and choreographer . She loves her girlfriend Yuqi (also a member from (G)I-DLE). She is under Cube entertainment but SM entertainment express favoritism over her too. She is a goddess and you should stan her .
Soyeon : Who am i ?
Me : Honey , you are a goddess!
Soyeon by soyeonismyqueen August 26, 2020
A non-Jewish soy boy. Often seen wearing a scraggly light colored beard, thick framed glasses, and "outdoorsy" type clothing. Frequents Starbucks, Patagonia, and the Apple store. A consumer to his very core and highly valued by merchant types (rubs hands together covetously) as long as he doesn't ask too many questions.
Mr. Goldberg: "Hymie, where is that shipment of Funko Pops you promised to deliver?!"
Hymie: "You mean the Captain Marvel ones with the motorized dildo attachment?"
Mr. Goldberg: "Yes, we open in 30 minutes and the line outside is getting longer!"
Hymie: "Sorry, it won't be arriving, Schlomo was willing to pay more than you, nothing personal, just business"
Mr. Goldberg: "Oy vey! The crowd is getting restless! The soyim know, shut it down!"
Soyim by MelGibsonwithanRPG November 22, 2021

Adversus solem ne loquitor

It comes from latin and means "Don't speak against the sun" (don't waste your time arguing the obvious)
"-I'm sure! The Earth has two moons!
-You know that's impossible! Adversus solem ne loquitor.
Adversus solem ne loquitor by nundu November 12, 2009