sos shit

what happens after eating "Shit On a Shingle" military chow ground beef on burnt toast with black pepper.

Yo dudes! "ture story" , Man I had sos shit,
I went both ways bent over puked 4 feet & sos shit's hit other wall 3 feet away...
When U eat SOS make shure greese on top pepper gravy, put half cooked raw EGG on top & enjoy!!!

for full effect: Get next to chow hall greese pit, deep breath while eating ur morning SOS
( wow enjoy that )...

by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006

i'm so shitted

A drunk text expression instead of saying I'm so drunk.

At a party
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad

by Attention blog November 12, 2013

So With The Shits

So with the shits means when you’re vibing.

*dude dancing to a song*
spectator- “Why’s he so with the shits?”

by .Lazarus January 3, 2020

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017