Soreballs

(N) A gesture used to greet a friend and simultaneously rob him off his dignity. To give "soreballs", you extend your hand for either a handshake or high-five, and at the last second close your hand into a fist and swing into the testicles of your target with enough force to cause them to double-over in pain, but not cause any lasting damage.

When you see a friend talking to a good looking girl, a soreballs is a great way to acknowledge him and also let him know that he's not as cool as he thinks he is.

Soreballs by SEE-NOTE October 3, 2008

Sozballs 

an alternative way of saying sorry

Oh my god. I just ran over your dog. Sozballs!

Sozballs by sozballs December 7, 2010

Sore Balls 

1.) Caused by unfinished BJ's, see Blue Balls
2.) Words to utter to break an awkward silence.
3.) Trying to grab a receipt out of someone's hands, missing, and poking the unsuspecting victims' left testicle instead.

1.) "Oh Yeah, baby!" *approaching footsteps* "Oh, shit!...my parents are home!" Put that back in your pants!
2.) "...." *more silence* "Hey everyone, I have SORE BALLS!"
3.) "Hey Doug!" *quick attempt to grab receipt*...*augh, groaning noises* as Doug lays, holding his crotch, on the floor.

Sore Balls by RandalK December 9, 2008

softballs 

beating around the bush; being gentle with the attack

Aaron: I think shes likes me.... What should i do?

Robert: Truthfully Broh?! Enough with the softballs, let her know what you really want!

softballs by Airon General August 21, 2009

safeballs

Anything that is good, or tastylicious. Derives from the term safe with random genitalia added for extra emphasis. Can be in reference to events, dicks, cunts, food, or anything.

Yo man those fries were safeballs.

Dude I did Britney Spears yesterday, it wasn't safeballs.

Dude it's ok were safeballs now.

safeballs by Urinator4089 March 27, 2009

Screwballs

Screwballs means 'crazy people'.

'I just met two real screwballs'. Oddballs. Fruitcakes. Loaf heads.

Screwballs by Dannyloco1 December 28, 2011

Softballs 

Softballs:very soft,easy to playwith,they are a little to big,bigger than baseballs;)

"Hey dad,can I play with your softballs.

Softballs by Ayyyeee145 December 25, 2017