There's Twilight and then there's True Blood on HBO, the much more funnier, sexier, gruesomer and overall BETTER version of Twilight. Based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris (which are ah-mazing!), Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse, a blond haired,
big chested waitress at Merlotte's, a bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana. Whereas Bella will whine and cry and stutter for a couple months wearing the same outfit (don't know what im talking about? watch
eclipse) when she doesn't have her man, Sookie finds her man and gets her man whenever she wants him. Whereas Bella can't stand the thought of ever being angry with Emo
Edward, Sookie knows how to lay down the law with Bill. And while Bella fantasizes about the perfect sex moment with
Edward (so cliche - on a
beach in a beach house all by yourselves and it is sooo romantic - bleh) Sookie gets it
hard and NATURAL. So while they both are fantasy, Sookie's is at least real, in a bearable way. Bella is too dramatic. Sookie is the
beast.
Twi-
hard: OMG Bella is so self assured! She can make decisions all by herself!
True Blooder: She jumped off a cliff - um, hello, suicide attempt anyone? - then sat in a chair for three months staring out the window wearing the same outfit because her
boyfriend wasn't around to act all emo and depressed. Plus, if she wasn't stuttering and falling around behind
Edward, she was giving Jacob a hard time by crashing on a motorcycle and threatening her life. Yeah, she'
s self-assured. Sookie Stackhouse never thinks about killing herself or sitting in a chair stinking up the whole place or falling over microscopic rocks.
Twi-hard: But
Edward is sooo hot!
True Blooder: His chest is pale and disgustingly hairy. Plus he acts
like he cuts his wrists in his spare time. Bill is smexy and doesn't act all emo.
Random person to Twi-hard: IN YO FACE!
