Solar Powered

An attention whore.
When someone needs all the spotlight on themselves in order to feel good.

Why does Jack always steal the spotlight from everyone? It's like he's solar powered.

Solar Powered by CrysLibs August 12, 2011

Solar Powered Girl 

The type of jawdroppingly attractive girl you see on a hot day when the sun comes out. Never seen or heard in a drab environment, the Solar Powered Girl is simply evoked by cloudless skies and hot weather. Often causing much cooing and elbow nudging, they can be hazardous to men driving vehicles, particularly white vans.

Many women not quite on the same level as a Solar Powered Girl regularly attempt to disguise themselves as one by wearing large, face-hiding sunglasses.

Example 1.

Guy 1: "Weather's looking awesome...there's bound to be some Solar Powered Girls out today!"

Guy 2: "Yeah but take care we may see a few decievers out there".

Example 2.
*BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
(Everyone turns around to see the source of loud noise)

"It's just some white van driver beeping his horn at the Solar Powered Girls."

Solar Powered Girl by alabamawhiskeyjar May 6, 2010

Solar-Powered Ninja Penguin

A Penguin that is Solar-Powered and just so happens to posess Ninja qualities.

see also:
Siamese Pygmy Pole-Vaulter

I have no example. I am writing stuff so the system will accept this.

Solar-Powered Ninja Penguin by Berry April 13, 2005

solar powered laserbeam guitar 

A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.

"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"

solar powered laserbeam guitar by Greg September 10, 2005

Solar powered shit cooker 

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.

I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.

Solar powered shit cooker by Homey D September 29, 2010