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Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.
Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.
by pseudonym 3000 July 16, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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