so drunk 

your current condition

im so drunk dude, i didnt have to drink that last shot!

so drunk by ddasdada December 27, 2011

im so drunk 

The mating call of the blondes

"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)

im so drunk by Monsier Pie November 6, 2003

I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her

I'm so drunk by SoCalRob November 5, 2005

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight 

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk 

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

drink so we can drink 

(v) people who are broke that go out to bars anyway and wait for someone to get up from their stool so they can swig on their unsupervised drinks. They typically move from area to area so the can't be pinned down by a waitress or bartender and be discovered to be broke

My girlfriend got up from the bar to go to the bathroom when some guy tried to drink so we can drink. Little did he know that I was with her so I prevented the crime

drink so we can drink by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009

i drink so i am... 

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

i drink so i am... by Henky66 October 22, 2017