snow snake 

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

snow snake by Goatman Gamer February 2, 2023

Snow snake 

When snow blows across the highway due to high winds, potentially blinding travelers. It’s name come from the way it shifts moves and slithers across the highway.

When we were driving there were “Snow snakes” everywhere

Snow snake by The OG Christian March 4, 2019

snow snake 

the nemisis of skiers and boarders the world over. Snowsnakes tend to like to warm them shelves on steep snow-covered slopes. Their white color makes them impossible to see while skiing or boarding. Often the cause for unxplained wipe outs.

dude1: Man, that was a killer wipe out!
dude2: Yeah, must have hit a fucking snow snake!

snow snake by BrutusMaxumus May 22, 2006

snow snake 

A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.

the damn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.

snow snake by sexysnowbird August 3, 2009

snow snake 

The white male penis.

I fucked her with my snow snake.

snow snake by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

snow snake 

This is what will crawl up your ass in the dead of winter if you have to take a shit outside, especially in New England.

Parent to child: don't go to the bathroom outdoors in winter, or a snow snake could crawl up your butt.

Man, I gotta take a dump but I'm afraid a snow snake will crawl up my ass!

snow snake by CJMO November 9, 2008

Snow Snake 

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

Snow Snake by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017