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snow-blond 

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Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.
During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.
snow-blond by jpg3 March 8, 2015

Snow Blowner 

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What some may achieve while using a snow blower
Mark pounded his chest with savage anticipation while his steeling gaze studied the urban snowscape that stood against him.
His gloved hands gripped the frigid steel controls of the ancient machine that was created to conquer the ice crystals preventing the human form from navigating its naturals pathways.
As the vibration of the machines motor roared, he marched forward, resolute in his courage as he felt himself rise...
Mark had a Snow Blowner
Snow Blowner by Wilwarin@66 February 15, 2021

Portuguese Snowblower 

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A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

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When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Portuguese Snowblower 

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When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.
Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

South Dakota Snowblower 

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When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.
A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.
South Dakota Snowblower by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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