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Snow angel

a SNOW ANGEL is when it snows and someone make an angel with the hands and feet.
man:"my duaghter loves to make snow angels
Snow angel by candyman420 June 1, 2012

First Snow Angel 

The first time a teenage boy discovers his ascent into manhood after rising from his bed and looking down at the imprint in his sheets.
Mateo: How was your night?

Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.

Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?

Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.

Mateo: Gross, dude.

Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.

naked snow angel 

When you go outside right after it snows and make a snow angel, but your naked when you do it. You should probably do this in the back yard especially if you have nosy neighbors.
Right after it snowed, I went outside and made a naked snow angel.

Dirty Snow Angel 

Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.
Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.
Dirty Snow Angel by beedo202 December 20, 2010

Snow angel

The sexual act of using gravity to provide momentum to propel yourself into your partner who is excitedly waiting in the starfish position 6 foot into the snow. To perform the position, ensure you're excited and jump out of the window of a 6 storey building, shouting "Snow angel!" onto your waiting partner. With a bit of luck, the penis will slam into the vagina.
I snow Angeled Becky the other day! It was alright, but I may have snapped my dick.

Feeling daring, Dave readied himself on the 31st storey of his office building. He screamed 'Snow Angel!' and threw himself off the building. Upon reaching the snow, his manhood slapped into Ethel's vagina, causing severe pain for both.
Snow angel by snowangelexpert July 24, 2016

Snow Angel

When you pull out after having sex while she is on her period and your bloody dick and ballsack accidentally hit the sheets leaving the impression of a snow angle.
Her (after period sex): "How bad is the mess...??"

Him (admiring the sheets): "I only left one Snow Angel this time and it's freaking HUGE!!!"
Snow Angel by Phunny Phuckers September 2, 2019