Snot Rock

A Snot Rock is a rock of mucus located in either the mouth or the throat. It is usually formed overnight when sitting mucus begins to harden. It is very disgusting and I myself have only witnessed it one time.

So I woke up this morning and as I'm about to get in the shower, I feel the need to cough. After I cough I feel a lump in my mouth and so I spit it out and a Snot Rock comes flying out.

by Pantho May 28, 2009

Rock snot

when your boogers are so dry and hard it is as if you have rocks for snot. Usually discovered upon waking up in the morning, especially in the winter.

I tried blowing my nose when I woke up this morning but I had rock snot and nothing budged.

by CLS CU January 16, 2015

rock ya snot box

to hit someone in they face; sneek

Devin: darkness every body darkness is spreading
Akkeem: yo dev dont make me rock ya snot box

by Sha Boy Devdogg June 7, 2005

snot rocket

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.

Without tissue, all I could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

Vantucky Snot Rocket

A sexual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of Vancouver, WA (also known as Vantucky). When the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman assumes a position on her knees and begins fellatio to help him through said climax. At the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his penis so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. He then releases a magnificent stream of ejaculate into her nasal cavity. The woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the ejaculate from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the "plugged" nostril, blowing the semen out much like a traditional snot rocket.

She sounds like she's a little stuffed up today ... her boyfriend probably gave her a Vantucky Snot Rocket last night

by ko2blkul May 21, 2011

snot rocket

To blow one's nose by blocking one nostril with a finger and blowing snot from the other nostril onto the floor or ground. See Farmer Snort.

Chuck used to bike to work even in the winter and would always get a runny nose, which he would take care of with a couple of quick snot rockets in full view of the rush hour traffic.

by Johann1967 May 15, 2005

Swedish Snot Rocket

When one cums in another's nose, and that person shoots it back into the first person's mouth.

She gave me a Swedish snot rocket, it was great, take me to the clinic.

by iwubwubwubyou August 29, 2013