Lemony Snicket 

The lesbian corner of a nightclub.

Sarah wandered over to the bar carefully avoiding the lemony snicket. That's not a mistake she would make again.

Lemony Snicket by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Lemony Snickets 

used to describe situations or scenarios that go overwhelming wrong.

I was late picking her up, I called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. The date just went all Lemony Snickets.

Lemony Snickets by A.J. Barnes November 11, 2005

snockered 

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...

After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.

snockered by SLU August 23, 2004

Lemony Snicket 

A game in which the players squeeze lemon juice into eachothers urethras as a test of strength and will power. The last person to quit is considered the toughest of the group.

Lemony Snicket A game often played by hipsters at the upstairs portion of a bar where one of their friends works as the tender and spends all his time supplying lemons to idiots instead of making drinks.

Lemony Snicket by Andrew DICE Clay October 21, 2013

shickered 

Derives from 'shicker',an alcoholic beverage, means to be pissed/drunk/legless

Fred: What did you do last night?

George: Got shickered

shickered by Sonny-T December 8, 2006

Lemony Snicket 

A series of unfortunate events

guy #1: I've had a horrible day; I failed my test, got a flat tire and then my gf broke up with me.

guy #2: dude, what a Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket by Eh! Dean-o May 27, 2010

snickerdick 

When fucking someone in the ass who is not clean or prepared and removing your cock to have it covered in smears or chunks of defecation.

Jeremy must have had too much Thai food last night, because when we fucked later on he gave me a major snickerdick.

snickerdick by Electronicoffee May 28, 2011