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Snatch Patch 

The unruly part of one's pubic hair that fluffs out of her bikini bottoms.
Tiffany: "Damn, what's up with the snatch patch?"

Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."
Snatch Patch by Ali Cat August 25, 2013

snatch patch 

this ones a 2-fer
a soul patch near the pussy
OR
a birth control patch
dude i faucked this chick w/ out a condom but she had the snatch patch so im straight
snatch patch by dildoman December 31, 2007

snatch patch 

Article of clothing worn by women to cover their lady parts 'down there', which is juuuuust big enough to do the job. Can be underwear, swimwear, random item worn during a walk of shame, etc.
"Hey, man, check out that chick! She's not wearing any panties, man."

"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."
snatch patch by bhalrog December 8, 2012

snatch patch 

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.
She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out
snatch patch by C February 24, 2004

snatch patch 

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
snatch patch by RNPS April 30, 2008