Those really annoying people who, when you're cycling, don't overtake but drive behind you for ages really slowly and menacingly! Mainly old people. Could also apply to high-school stalkers..
Dani: Like... so we're going to work at 5ish?
Tanya: Yeah I think we can get there around 5.
Nina: 5 sounds okay but I'm thinking 5 or 5:30.
Lane: (on speakerphone) We're just snailtrailing, beaches!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).