Smooth Vagina 

Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell

Smooth Vagina by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

vagina smooch 

Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)

One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)

So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. Planeta, you are a vagina smooch." and quietly fliped his desk over and left class to go kill himself.

vagina smooch by Chadwick Barbash October 14, 2008

Vagina Smoothy 

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.

Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy

Vagina Smoothy by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023