Smoke the pipe

An alternative term for a blow job

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)

Smoke the pipe by Husky Bear September 14, 2009

smoke the peace pipe 

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.

I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.

smoke the peace pipe by killerdove November 20, 2011

Smoke the Gamer Pipe 

A phrase that means "to suck dick." Only gamers have gamer pipes and can call their penis a "gamer pipe."

"Dude, those two girls came over and smoked the gamer pipe while I beat The Witcher 3."

"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."

Smoke the Gamer Pipe by snarkeater September 13, 2018

smoke the meat pipe 

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

smoke the meat pipe by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

Smoke the man pipe 

To give a blow job.

Ant: hey lads what you up to tonight. Mike: probably go to pub and watch the match Kris: I am going pub and watching the match. Dean: I am going to smoke the man pipe!

Smoke the man pipe by Quagmike September 16, 2009