smoke me

a demand for a female to give oral pleasure to a man

Smoke me bitch...please

by rickyyyyy May 23, 2007

smoke me broke

Smoke all someone's weed

Mandi: hey are you still fucking that dude?
Chelsea: No I had to ditch him - he was trying to smoke me broke

by ilovelamp2 April 24, 2015

smoke me out

let's go smoke your weed.

When'd you get Pinepple Express?! Aye smoke me out!

by ImSo0oCo0ol May 27, 2010

smoke me up

means to share your weed with someone and get them high for free.

Hey NG!so you gonna smoke me up tonight or what?

by Angela aka NG November 29, 2006

Smoke Me Out

To let someone with no or little bit of money to smoke your weed because you're nice.

Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man... I need to smoke some weed.
Guy 2: Alright, you got some money?
Guy 1: Nahhh, can you smoke me out?
Guy 2: Of course, I got you!

Example 2
Guy 1: Hey, I got some weed bro.
Guy 2: Ayeeee! Smoke me out!!!

by DankMastrr December 10, 2010

Smoke Me Off

An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.

P1: mate you couldn't score in a brothel
P2: shutup you gay
P1: smoke me off

by felixg123 January 11, 2011

Smoke me up

Used to ask someone for (or to return) a favor. Deriving from weed culture for when someone lets you smoke their weed with them for free, is now often used to ask for any kind of favor.

Bro, I’m fuckin broke until I get paid next Friday. Could you smoke me up on a couple beers tonight? I’ll for sure get you back next weekend.

by Legalizeitall666 June 20, 2018