A crappy school filled with disgusting individuals who are completely different from any other school. These kids are so cocky and most of the kids are "popular kids" while the normal kids get maken fun of. The worst class is the class of 24 which has the biggest scumbags. The girls in the school just want hot sexy guys that still abuse them but hate people who are slightly ugly. This school spreads rumors faster than wildfires and these kids are so obnoxious. They are also known for bullying people for no explainable reason and act like douchebags for no reason. They will go out of their way to bully normal kids and literally just record kids for no reason. The class of 24 has a lot of wannabe gangsters and they will not shut up. These people will stop at nothing to get what they want and they love to make sex jokes but snitch on kids they don't like at all. On snapchat they leave you on opened for no reason and put you in random gcs just so they can "expose you"
Smithtown West girl: Hey let's brag about going to the 12th party we've been to this month!
Smithtown west girl 2: wow you're soooo sexy!
Smithtown west girl 1: love you babyyy
Normal Smithtown west kid: says "hi"
Smithtown west girls 1 and 2: *leaves kid on opened and blocks them*
Smithtown west girl 2: wow you're soooo sexy!
Smithtown west girl 1: love you babyyy
Normal Smithtown west kid: says "hi"
Smithtown west girls 1 and 2: *leaves kid on opened and blocks them*
by TheKidInAWarzone May 5, 2022
The better high school in smithtown school district. Located in Saint James, it is in a much nicer area than smithtown west that is almost in commack (the ghetto). the student body consists of many kids who think they are "fly", "piff" and gangster. many kids smoke "mad" weed "brah". The rest of the students are the average kid from nesconset, saint james or smithtown or rich, preppy kids from Nissequogue and Head of the Harbor. The sports are decent, just as good as west although west thinks they are superior in every way which they are not. The east side of town consists of the beaches and marina. East isn't known as the pharmacy. I've never heard that once.
*at long beach*
West kid: bros we own this beach
other West kid: yea hahah fuck those east kids
*east kid pulls up in his brand new boston whaler*
East kid: get the fuck off my beach pussies. This is my home turf bitches!
*west kids cry and go back to the ghetto*
East kid: SMITHTOWN EAST!
West kid: bros we own this beach
other West kid: yea hahah fuck those east kids
*east kid pulls up in his brand new boston whaler*
East kid: get the fuck off my beach pussies. This is my home turf bitches!
*west kids cry and go back to the ghetto*
East kid: SMITHTOWN EAST!
by jobob560 December 4, 2013
A bunch of white people who think they are poor, black, and were born in the ghetto. The boys dress in baggy clothes, flat hats, and the girls are hoes.
by Heather January 27, 2004
A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.
Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.
Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.
Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.
SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.
SHSW Student #1: Okay.
SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.
SHSW Student #1: Okay.
by nowayever January 30, 2008
The worse of the two high schools, most people who attend this school are rich and spoiled and self conscious about themselves. They are usually short and have an odd odor of cheese stuck to them and always look like they are about to cry. They often steal there parents money to get high and try to start shit with the people from smithtown high school west while the people from west try hard to put up with it. They mostly always back down from fights with kids from West.
SMHEkid : EAST IS BEAST, EAST IS BEAST I LOVE SMITHTOWN HIGH SCHOOL EAST, EAST IS BEAST!!
SMHW kid :Uhh... Chill
SMHE kid: *Smacks SMHW kid*
SMHW kid: Fucking fight me you cheesy spoiled gremlin brat.
SMHE kid: *runs away* Ahhh im a little pussy
SMHW kid: I fucking hate East
SMHW kid :Uhh... Chill
SMHE kid: *Smacks SMHW kid*
SMHW kid: Fucking fight me you cheesy spoiled gremlin brat.
SMHE kid: *runs away* Ahhh im a little pussy
SMHW kid: I fucking hate East
by Count Quiverous April 10, 2015
A place full of fake slutty bitches and fuck boys who only use girls for their bodies. You’ll always catch couples in the halls making out and putting their hands in places they shouldn’t be. Nudes are constantly being sent around in groupchats. Guys don’t gives a shit about the work in class because their too busy staring and judging people around them. Kids will get up in the middle of class just to charge their juul in the wall. Bathroom trips? More like a drug dealer shop. And don’t forget, Saturday’s are for the boyz!
Girl: Oh you know that place Smithtown High School West?
Boy: Yeah, I smashed a girl so hard in F tower. Oh and I also got a juul for such a cheap price!
Girl: Ooo I was looking a for a new dealer!
Boy: Yuh aye
Boy: Yeah, I smashed a girl so hard in F tower. Oh and I also got a juul for such a cheap price!
Girl: Ooo I was looking a for a new dealer!
Boy: Yuh aye
by Themuserkimmy May 9, 2018
A group of students that goes to a really shitty school on Long Island that spend all of their free time before, during, and after school in the music suite. Some of them don’t even take a music elective or play an instrument at all. Everything happens in the practice rooms... They hookup in there, talk shit, eat lunch, and skip class...sometimes all at once. Most of these people are overdramatic and obnoxious and barely talented, but some of them don’t suck... only some. Music kids are closely affiliated with art and theater kids, as most of their cliques interjoin. A large portion of them are gay, lesbians, bisexual, and many other sexualities that you have never heard of. Don’t associate with these people if you care about your reputation.
by chaoticsunflower May 10, 2018