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noun.

Acronym for "suck my ebony boner". Can also use the alternate spelling, schmebs. The origin of the word can be traced back to the midwest, or more specifically, Port Huron, MI.
So I says to the bitch, "schmebs or what?"

Damn, that ho is a delicious schmebulator!
smebs by captainlonghair April 18, 2005
Smeebs are defined as male breasts. when a male has breats loking things.they can also be called, bitch tits, man boobs and other names
"wow the fat guy has huge smeebs!!!"
smeebs by hye rlr March 17, 2005

November 1st: Yeet/Beat Smeebs Up Day 

'On November 1st, if they bully michelle you are free to yeet/beat smeebs into the sky'

If Michelle makes it out of today, they can also join in and yeet smeebs.
November 1st: Yeet/Beat Smeebs Up Day
Annoymous: 'Smeebs, it's time'
Smeebs: 'Ah shit, here we go again -Gets thrown'
The shitty, dried out ,pubic hair that grows in your asscrack.
Oh man, my shewbs are so crusty, maybe a good shave, or a big lighter would help...
shewbs by Ifunny_UD_poster March 6, 2014
When spew and pubes are combined in a random drunk photographic escapade, by two amateur pornographic actors who are trying to create abstract art.
I was terrified the film set was gonna turn into a horror film featuring random spewbs!
Spewbs by NeiloTronic January 11, 2022
Someone with a foot fetish, often hides it behind layers of irony.
Person 1: "You saw how Smeebs is gonna play on evo? She's gonna be on the street fighter bracket."
Person 2: "Doesn't she main Juri? Bet they like feet."
Smeebs by Salty_Shrimp July 13, 2023