you smeg
by chubby skinny July 2, 2019
Mate your apsolutly smeged
by Dhrnyucuebrneksje January 15, 2019
It ain't just a man thing, ya know! As well as collecting under a man's willy foreskin, smegma, otherwise known as 'smeg' is a gross, cheesy-like substance that collects between the folds of a woman labia (vaginal flaps) It is basically a collection of dead skin cells, oils and secretions, nothing sinister (though it looks it)
" Wash your flange, you dirty cow, or your smeg is gonna build up!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
by Mrs Shufflewick March 4, 2021
The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.
by cum destroyer March 24, 2014
by kmc.x January 29, 2018
by Lolslater April 6, 2018