smeg

a futuristic British all-purpose swear word. From Red Dwarf.

You smeg head
That's smegging horrible

by Fan of Lister's July 2, 2003

smeg

An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.

Rimmer is such a smeg-head

smeg off

this really smegging sucks

by Jimmy Kline April 5, 2006

smeg

"smeg" a term used to describe smelly old semen on ones penis or under ones foreskin

ciara gave tom a bj and she said his nob was full of smeg

by glenn Ireland July 21, 2006

smeg

There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead

smeg off you smegging smeghead

by elgatonegro August 9, 2007

smeg

Its also a make of really crap fridges and cookers, they only last about 4 mins

Do a search in currys or dixons... in fact any kitchen appliance outlet

by xentrix01 April 8, 2005

smeg

cock cheese

fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode

by Death Monk May 8, 2003

smeg

smelly knob cheese

damn biatch... you got bad smeg!

by smeg head November 6, 2003