smashdar 

The current person you are looking forward to hook up with

Person 1: "Who's on your smashdar?"
Person 2: "I'm looking at Jessica right now."

smashdar by SwaggyP123 January 3, 2015

Smashtard

Smash Bros. fanatics who play and focus on only Super Smash Bros. don't even play any other Nintendo games. As a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them.

Smashtard: Oh man, Wario, Marth, Ike, and Captain Falcon kick so much ass in this game!

Person: Well...Have you ever played Wario Land, WarioWare, Fire Emblem, and F-Zero?

Smashtard: Er...no. But I bet they're not even worth it. These characters still kick ass in this game though!

Smashtard by ShadowMan2 June 14, 2011

smasharoonie 

ok so this one involves your cat, first of all you get the cat and put on top of somewhere with an extremely high drop. (like a dam) then you lay at the bottom with your dick out and try and get it in the hole.

"here kitty don't be scared its only a smasharoonie."

smasharoonie by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018

Smasharoni and Cheese 

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.

"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"

Smasharoni and Cheese by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019

smashdurbating 

Masterbating while a girl shits on your cock

I was smashdurbating and it smelled funny

smashdurbating by Smash mail boxes December 1, 2014

smashdaddy 

someone named ashley who is also daddy af originated in williamstown new jersey.

oh look there's Smashdaddy now

smashdaddy by jalapenopussipopper June 23, 2017