Small Planet 

A girl whose unusually short stature and remarkably plump physique give her a rather round appearance which resembles that of a small planet. Like Pluto. When a group of short and plump girls is spotted entering a social event (since they prefer to travel in packs) they can be referred to as a solar system rolling through.

Dude! I can't believe you made out with that small planet!

I don't like skinny chicks, I prefer small planets ;)

"Where are all the small planets at though!?"
-guy who likes short fat chicks

Oh man! That small planet might go into orbit any second!

Small Planet by Dodges July 7, 2011

Small Planet 

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.

That is a small planet.

Small Planet by UH Hecker February 9, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016