Guy #1: The shirt I'm wearing right now cost me more than what your entire wardrobe is worth.
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Guy #2: Shut up, small paul. At least I have a dick that I don't need a magnifying glass to see. When was the last time you got laid, by the way?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).