Slow Hands 

^ What that guy said.

Slow Hands Is The Best Song Ever Made. Ever.

Slow Hands by tryingotfindmyself March 14, 2005

Slow Hands 

The best song ever, anyone who disgrees should be shot.

Rappo said Slow hands was shit, so i danza slapped him.

Slow Hands by Reptillia February 23, 2005

Slow Hand 

Derived from a song by the Pointer Sisters and Conway Twitty.. meaning To be patient with and give sexual pleasure.. Mostly referring to men
In essence the opposite of "Wham bam thank you ma'am"

"I want a man with a slow hand, I want a lover with an easy touch"

Slow Hand by Chanel B. September 28, 2008

Slow Hand Sock 

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

Slow Hand Sock by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action

Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.

slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

Slowhand 

Nickname given to Eric Clapton.

Slowhand is Clapton.

Slowhand by fecal matter April 26, 2005

Slowhand 

A guy what takes his time, favourite of Mae West and many other women

"I want a man with a slowhand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters

Slowhand by Pinball King March 11, 2023