"Slow Your Roll" Example
Girl to Coach: Does this student trainer know what she doin'?
Student trainer: Girl you need to slow yo roll, you must not know that I work here. I'M GROWN!!!
Girl: I didn't expect that.
Now "Grown Trainer": I bet you didnt...now get outta my class!
Class: oooooh
Girl to Coach: Does this student trainer know what she doin'?
Student trainer: Girl you need to slow yo roll, you must not know that I work here. I'M GROWN!!!
Girl: I didn't expect that.
Now "Grown Trainer": I bet you didnt...now get outta my class!
Class: oooooh
by BestFlyer March 13, 2009
An impolite denial to a fat person by an uninterested party that is way out of their league. This applies to both male and female situations.
Fat guy: "Hey, we should go out some time..."
Hot Chick: "Whoa, slow your rolls, tubby...not interested."
Hot Chick: "Whoa, slow your rolls, tubby...not interested."
by November6 August 16, 2009
by KP December 30, 2004
Back off, mind your own business, shut up, bug out, get lost, go away, zip your lip, hush up, put a sock in it
by Hay Stack August 29, 2009
slow your roll, sparkle
by jackbut77 March 8, 2015
Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll
You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch December 17, 2015
John never has a moment to stop and think.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.
by JH January 25, 2005