The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.
"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."
by chieromancer April 26, 2011
Ke$ha ditched her friend at the party and acted like a complete slouche bag by dry humping every dude in the room.
by NotSage September 10, 2010
That kind of slouch that black people typically walk with. Any white/ brown people using it are complete posers.
"Look at that guy with his black man slouch! What a poser!"
"He's rockin' the black man slouch...what a badass."
"He's rockin' the black man slouch...what a badass."
by CalebM April 14, 2010
by Tmunger November 3, 2007
A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.
"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"
by Blue Eyed Virgins November 20, 2009
Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009
Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009