sloppy slurp

When you blow a guy so hard he ejaculates somewhat like a fire hydrant causing her to fall backwards

I gave this guy the best sloppy slurp of his life last night, I swear I fell back 4 feet!

by Bigballer34 February 18, 2018

Sloppy slurper

The intense process of performing fellatio.

Barry demonstrated that he is quite the sloppy slurper when giving that deep throat.

by Dictionarypages May 17, 2015

sloppy slurpee

A Slurpee containing overwhelming amounts of alcohol, particulary vodka.

"Are you drunk and drinking a slurpee?"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"

by mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm April 4, 2009

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 22, 2023

Slurpee Sloppys

NOUN

The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.

MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on

by Todd Leee May 23, 2008