Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021

Slonge slap

When you fuck a bitch up with your massive slonge

Oi you little slag I'm gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy bitch bruv

by Battychickenlikka123 November 29, 2016

slong binged

When you hit a baseball with someone’s dick.

Sage Wong slong binged with his annoying emo brother Vincent Wong

by Sage Wong March 4, 2018

slong rag

Slong Rag means that you play with your Slong (As in dick) .

Carson- "Hey Bro, wanna go to the party tonight?"
Michael- "No, those girls are ugly, and I would rather Slong Rag."

by CraigSway17238 February 4, 2017

Pops slong

When the door knob opens and you shove a comb up your ass and your girlfriend is on the phone with you talking about her Menstruation cycle

Bro I had a pops slong kinda night yesterday

by Daddy.slap.me.please September 13, 2021

Slong

A mix between slut and monger (worse then a minger) (annoying bitch)

"Dude how was the date"
"I ditched her she was such a slong"
"awe too bad"

by B311a on3i11 January 18, 2015

slong

The word slong is all about male dominance.
Even some very insecure presidential candidates with small minds
and huge egos use the word in public nowadays.

"HELL, The Art of the Deal" is BETTER than the Bible.
In fact, when I'm in charge, I'll deal the pants off the damn devil himself,
and then we'll see who has the biggest SLONG!

by MK11222 March 30, 2016