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Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.
Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.
Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

shizzleslug 

that guy is such a shizzleslug!
shizzleslug by hillster klearie January 27, 2008
In "Till I Collapse" by Eminem, Slim says "...you pizzles forgot; Slizzle does not give a fuck!"
slizzle by terrell mateo May 20, 2003

that just sizzles my pan! 

An expression in which the user is made angry by something said in a conversation.

Also can be used when the user is made happy happy by something that is said in a conversation.
Person 1: "Dan said that Brett Favre is terrible at life, and will not retire even after fracturing his foot, lacerating his chin, spraining his shoulder all in the same season!"

Person 2: "Now that just sizzles my pan!"
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Person 1:"I think that girl wants some from you!"

Person 2:"oh man, that just sizzles my pan!"

whatever sizzles your bacon 

Almost like 'whatever floats your boat', albeit different.
"I like to eat bananas at the noontime." said wingaling webster."whatever sizzles your bacon." said blueskin bernie.

skizzles 

Plural form of "skizzle". Both forms already defined under "skizzle".

Friend, Partner, or Accomplice
From "skizzle":

You my skizzle, dawg. I'm just hangin' wit my skizzles.
skizzles by SKIZZLE! August 28, 2005