something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication
"Damn! you slizzed!?"
by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006
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Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.
"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."
by Ch3lsea October 17, 2007
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Tina just said Texas is a country she is so slizz
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Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!
by Jenn March 18, 2004
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The feeling when you are utterly out of your mind, the furthest point of intoxication yet still remaining conscious. Can also be used as a noun. A person who slizzes is a slizz.
YOU ARE A SLIZZZ!!
SLIZZIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!
SLIZZZZ (meaning changes depending upon tone of voice)
by Slizzzzzzz September 14, 2017
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The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.
Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average
by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021
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