a bunch of douches with no life, and wear masks because they are kunt fucking queers that cant see each other because their belly size will blind them , and their extremely bad drums and 50 million guitarists, are just gay, if u say their good , ur a fucking gay ass queer douche bag
by ryan April 27, 2004
by illninofan July 21, 2004
A band which endorses the practical use of mathematics over religion and economics. They call all their followers "Maggots," which idealizes all of which to be equal in all right. They believe in force in order to mantain their beliefs over others. In short, Slipknot are nine little communists.
by Never May 9, 2005
Hahah! You guys are funny. Cuz slipknot is just 3 guys wailing on their 300 drums and 6 other guys yelling and smashing stuff, every song of theirs is a bunch of crap. They suck.
Somebody mentioned that the singer said "Talentless bands don't sell out concerts"
*cough*
Blink 182 (not saying they suck, they just have very little talent) Offspring (Great band, they have no talent)
Green Day, Good Charlotte.
These bands have no talent, some write OK songs, some write bad songs.
Slipknot writes bad songs and has no talent.
Thus bringing me to the conclusion that they suck.
It shouldn't take 9 people to light a drumset on fire so one person can take a 30 minute drum solo.
That's John Baunum's job (sorry if I spelt that wrong)
Thanks and have a nice day
Somebody mentioned that the singer said "Talentless bands don't sell out concerts"
*cough*
Blink 182 (not saying they suck, they just have very little talent) Offspring (Great band, they have no talent)
Green Day, Good Charlotte.
These bands have no talent, some write OK songs, some write bad songs.
Slipknot writes bad songs and has no talent.
Thus bringing me to the conclusion that they suck.
It shouldn't take 9 people to light a drumset on fire so one person can take a 30 minute drum solo.
That's John Baunum's job (sorry if I spelt that wrong)
Thanks and have a nice day
by Popcorncity November 7, 2005
Dude i dont care what you say Slipknot is a talented band. they are way fuckking better than you no name metal bands, lets fuck satan stuff like that. i mean its called NU-metal. NU: not OLD. do you get me here? its different from black metal or death metal BECAUSE ITS NU.
yea dude those slipknot fans are posers liek they say "yo dey is a good band yo dawg" and ball of shit chunks is way better they are hardcore man.
by maggot # 634 January 12, 2005
SLIPKNOT!! Jesus H Christ, how can you listen to that bullcack? It doesn't consist of musical talent, it consists of about ten silly buggers in not-very-realistic Hallowe'en masks jumping up and down and screaming incoherently into a microphone, while beating the shit out of a drumkit! What's the point? If I wanted to hear that kind of shit, I'd go and listen to a badly fucked tractor dragging a dying horse out of a cesspit (cheers NME.) It's relentless! "DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN EVERYBODY SCREEEAM! DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN..." it never ends! That's not "goth" music, that's not even music, I wouldn't let my brother wipe his arse with one of their records. And that's saying something, believe me. Slipknot is one of the biggest piles of sloppy dog-wank I've ever heard of.
by Queen Geek July 29, 2004
by Spartacus May 5, 2004