when someone says something really stupid or obvious that ruins a good joke, everyone but the person who killed the joke goes to sleep. this makes the person who made the killing comment realize that they are an idiot and that they should leave the country.
(someone just got teabagged in march madness '06, this happens when someone tries to defend a dunk under the basket)
kid 1 - hahahaha march madness 06 is so funny cuz on half of the dunks, someone gets balls in their face
kid 2 - hahahahahaha yeah i know! like half the defenders get teabagged when they try to play defense on a dunk!
kid 3 - sleep on it
kid 2 - ok i'm leaving
kid 1 - hahahaha march madness 06 is so funny cuz on half of the dunks, someone gets balls in their face
kid 2 - hahahahahaha yeah i know! like half the defenders get teabagged when they try to play defense on a dunk!
kid 3 - sleep on it
kid 2 - ok i'm leaving
by c0tt0n3y3jo3 June 10, 2007
v. intr.
1. To be in the state of sleep or to fall asleep.
2. To be in a condition resembling sleep.
n.
1. A name given to one whose skill exceeds those of all other known beings within any observable radius. (Generally, this title goes to a ninja, whose skill surpasses modern technique) Usually, the "S"s are capitalized. Its origin is from the theory that he who sleeps has achieved an ultimate state of power. Only one person can hold this title at a time.
1. To be in the state of sleep or to fall asleep.
2. To be in a condition resembling sleep.
n.
1. A name given to one whose skill exceeds those of all other known beings within any observable radius. (Generally, this title goes to a ninja, whose skill surpasses modern technique) Usually, the "S"s are capitalized. Its origin is from the theory that he who sleeps has achieved an ultimate state of power. Only one person can hold this title at a time.
1. He sleeps all night, and works all day.
2. He isn't paying attention, as though he sleeps.
3. SleepS is an awesome, crazy guy. I wouldn't want to get him angry.
2. He isn't paying attention, as though he sleeps.
3. SleepS is an awesome, crazy guy. I wouldn't want to get him angry.
by Ninja #1 August 22, 2006
by chalklate December 19, 2002
Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.
After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !
by JDawg 316 January 10, 2016
An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.
A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.
A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.
An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.
A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.
A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.
An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.
A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."
Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."
Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
by theboobox October 21, 2019
A good night wish for sleeping well.
Opposite of, but synonymous to, "sleep tight" for people who sweat and cringe at that suggestion.
For the non-bed burritos.
Opposite of, but synonymous to, "sleep tight" for people who sweat and cringe at that suggestion.
For the non-bed burritos.
"Sleep loose, Mama."
"Sleep loose, John Boy."
Did you sleep loose? Yep! Woke up draped over the headboard purring with the cat.
"Sleep loose, John Boy."
Did you sleep loose? Yep! Woke up draped over the headboard purring with the cat.
by msdee November 22, 2016
A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019