slaproast

A tribal preparation ritual, where the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, before going to war against hedge funds by buying and holding stocks like GME or AMC.

Wallstreet: What are your moves tomorrow?

Investors: slaproasting before I go balls deep in GME shares and calls

by $8Y March 18, 2021

Slaproast

A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a long day of militant holding.

Wsb: What are your moves tomorrow?
Apes: Slaproasting

by Wallstreetbets March 18, 2021

Slaproast

Slapping something over an open fire.

u/dogs_and_stuff: "This is exactly the kind of energy I want at my funeral"

u/whiskeytango13: "Exactly, None of that sad crying shit, make a bonfire out of me and slaproast your nuts over me"

by Redvelvet2397 March 18, 2021

slaproast

A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a day of militant holding.

WSB: What are your moves tomorrow?

apes: slaproasting

by angryvegetable March 18, 2021

slaproast

A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a day of militant holding.

WSB: What are your moves tomorrow?

apes: slaproasting

by deep fried tendies March 18, 2021

Slaproast

A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bon-fire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a day of militent holding.

WSB: What are your moves tomorrow?

Apes: Slaproasting

by xThock March 18, 2021

slaptastic

Good, as opposed to bad.

Trackstar's new album is hella slaptastic.

by To' October 22, 2006