A tribal preparation ritual, where the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, before going to war against hedge funds by buying and holding stocks like GME or AMC.
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Investors: slaproasting before I go balls deep in GME shares and calls
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A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a long day of militant holding.
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Apes: Slaproasting
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Slapping something over an open fire.
u/dogs_and_stuff: "This is exactly the kind of energy I want at my funeral"

u/whiskeytango13: "Exactly, None of that sad crying shit, make a bonfire out of me and slaproast your nuts over me"
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A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a day of militant holding.
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apes: slaproasting
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A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bon-fire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a day of militent holding.
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Apes: Slaproasting
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A tribal preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, employed by smooth-brained apes before a day of militant holding.
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apes: slaproasting
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