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Slaproast
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A
tribal
preparation ritual, whereby the genitals are vigorously slapped over a
bon
-fire, employed by
smooth
-brained apes before a day of militent holding.
WSB
: What are your
moves
tomorrow
?
Apes: Slaproasting
Slaproast
by
xThock
March 18, 2021